Tumblr sex is…

thedutchessberlin:

brittannytaylor:

thedutchessberlin:

totally when you reblog someone and they reblog you… and then you reblog, reblog, and then they do it again. 

Its so erotic…

I WILL REBLOG YOU SO HARD

I feel like I have been reblogging you so hard all night.

I feel so honored… its quite a nice tingly feeling inside! 

It’s been good. I think I need a drink of whiskey right now…

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4 months ago 23 notes

Tumblr sex is…

thedutchessberlin:

totally when you reblog someone and they reblog you… and then you reblog, reblog, and then they do it again. 

Its so erotic…

I WILL REBLOG YOU SO HARD

I feel like I have been reblogging you so hard all night.

4 months ago 23 notes

My dog got on Fuck Yeah Dogs on Computers!

fuckyeahdogsoncomputers:

HELL NO. THIS DOG ON THAT COMPUTER IS COPYING THE OTHER DOG ON THAT COMPUTER. BUT THAT DOG IS A DIFFERENT DOG. BUT IT IS DOING THE SAME THING. BUT THEY ARE ON THE SAME COMPUTER. BUT THEY’RE DIFFERENT. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I AM GOING TO SIT DOWN, MY HEAD FUCKING ASPLODE. YEEEEEAAAHHH.

HELL YEAH. MY GODDAMN DOG TOLD ME TO THANK READER BRITTANNY T. FOR SENDING IN THAT FUCKING DOG ON THAT COMPUTER. YEEEAAAHHHH.

2 years ago 34 notes

rappersthatsuck:

IRON MIC: LEV v. ALPHABET SOUP

Lev is back, and worse than ever. This time he proves that he sucks at rapping in English, Russian, German, and even Chinese. Thanks to Dorian for this submission!

Wow… Just wow.

2 years ago 3 notes
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NSFW. Holy crap. I don’t even have words for this. [via deleteyourself]

NSFW. Holy crap. I don’t even have words for this. [via deleteyourself]

2 years ago 65 notes

New York Times: How different groups spend their day [via moderation]

2 years ago

Snake ‘befriends’ snack hamster

A rodent-eating snake and a hamster have developed an unusual bond at a zoo in the Japanese capital, Tokyo.

Their relationship began in October last year, when zookeepers presented the hamster to the snake as a meal.

The rat snake, however, refused to eat the rodent. The two now share a cage, and the hamster sometimes falls asleep sitting on top of his natural foe.

“I have never seen anything like it,” a zookeeper at the Mutsugoro Okoku zoo told the Associated Press News agency.

The hamster was initially offered to Aochan, the two-year-old rat snake, because it was refusing to eat frozen mice.

As a joke, the zookeeper said they named the hamster Gohan - the Japanese word for meal.

“I don’t think there’s any danger. Aochan seems to enjoy Gohan’s company very much,” said zookeeper Kazuya Yamamoto.

The apparent friendship between the snake and hamster is one of many reported bonds spanning the divide between predator and prey.

via newsimg.bbc.co.uk

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roboscuta:
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So freaking cute.

roboscuta:

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So freaking cute.

2 years ago

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(via papertissue)

2 years ago 1,513 notes

stayforthecredits:

inothernews:

Why Rob Schneider’s The Animal really failed: the involvement of some third-rate quarterback.
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shada:

Obama enters the Matrix
fuckyeahamyward:
Hella yes.
The one

shada:

Obama enters the Matrix

fuckyeahamyward:

Hella yes.

The one

2 years ago 57 notes

Those boots would cover up my entire leg, I’m so short.

2 years ago 26 notes

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fmylife:

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

I would like to think we are the first.

2 years ago 22 notes