Devoid of personality Fred works OVERTIME to attract the ladies. Something tells us he’s going to hold onto his virginity for a long time to come.
1981: Began wearing an Indiana Jones hat. “I’m an Action Adventure kind of guy… in the sack”.
1995: Donned Batman t-shirt, “When I put a condom on my little man I call him my caped crusader”
2001: Adopted pretentious Euro-trash-ian way of holding his cigarettes, “I got panache baby, chin chin”
2009: Slipped on a Yankees Jersey: “Okay, I’m starting to feel a wee bit desperate.”
