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Jun 30th

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Jun 29th

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Jun 29th

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The 30 Most Satisfying Simple Pleasures Life Has...

moderation: Sleeping In on a Rainy Day – As the rain beats lightly against the window, you nestle your head deeper into your pillow. The sound is soothing and your bed feels like a sanctuary. There is no place you would rather be. Finding Money You Didn’t Know You Had – You reach into your pocket and find a $20 bill from the last time you wore these jeans. You aren’t rich, but you are richer...

Jun 28th

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Jun 27th

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My Not So Obvious Favorite MJ Songs

Everybody likes Billie Jean and Thriller. If you don’t then you have problems. Here are some of my not so obvious favorite MJ songs. This could by my favorite MJ song ever A Jackson 5 song. What’s your favorite MJ song?

Jun 26th

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Discovery covers Jackson 5’s “I Want...

Jun 24th

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Silhouette Masterpiece Theater →

Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

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Lupe Fiasco - Shining Down (ft. Matthew Santos) →

This song is pretty hot.

Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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There are a few customers who are truly legendary....

147xxxx: Hey there, what can I get for you today?
Hot Tranny Mess: (looking right at me)... Uh... cup of coffee
147xxxx: alright.  iced coffee or hot coffee?
HTM: What?
147xxxx: Do you want iced coffee or hot coffee?
HTM: What's the difference?
147xxxx: ... uhm... (having to ignore my coworker next to the pastry case who has his back turned from the customer because he's closing to being hysterical) one is over ice and the other is... is hot.
HTM: Oh....  just hot.
147xxxx: Okay.  What size? medium?
HTM: What sizes do you have?
147xxxx: We have a small (shows tall cup), medium (shows grande cup), and large (shows venti cup).
HTM: Do you have anything smaller than that cup (pointing to the venti one I'm currently holding)
147xxxx: ... yup, the MEDIUM (holds it up)
HTM: yeah.  that.
 We don't know what was wrong with this person.

Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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Jun 22nd

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Jun 22nd

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Jun 21st

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Pixar Grants Dying Girl Her Final Wish →

aja: The folks at Pixar helped a dying girl fulfill her final wish when one of their employees hand delivered a DVD of the film Up to the family’s residence for a private screening. 10-year-old Colby Curtin was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer in December 2005, and ever since she saw a preview for Up, she’d been excited for the poignant film about a man who goes on an adventure after the...

Jun 21st

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Jun 21st

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Overheard In New York →

Girl #1: Did that cab smell like something to you? Girl #2: Yeah, it smelled like burgers. Girl #1: I was going to say smelled like the refugees. Girl #2: What the fuck?

Jun 20th

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Fail Blog →

If you haven’t already been on Fail Blog I don’t know what you’re doing with yourself online. Well, I can probably think of a few things….

Jun 20th

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Graph Jam →

Jun 20th

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Look At This Fucking Hipster →

Jun 20th

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